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The other guy: howd our butts taste?

Me: sorry for feedin y'all our buttholes

Son: i washed mine

Me: hope ya liked the flavor

Son: prolly still tasted like butthole doe

Me: spicy

Me: yet tangy

Son: hint of creme fraiche

the other other guy: lol

The other guy: wuts funny the other other guy

the other other guy: you guys know each other?

The other guy: wanna share

The other guy: u know me?

The other guy: ?!!! HUh?!

Son: whut neva

The other guy: NO WAI

Me: i know jesus

The other guy: FOR NEVAS

Son: who told YOU

The other guy: I WOUD NEVAS

the other other guy: lol

Son: i wanna know!

Me: he knows me

Me: too

The other guy: shaddup u mangy mutt.

Son: you mutty mng

Me: I FOUGHT IN WATERLOO

The other guy: the other other guy join our club

Son: *mang excuse my french

Me: COCKMUNCHERS

The other guy: we r satanists who bang each other

the other other guy: lol

The other guy: in the face

Son: also make hummus

Me: on da regular

The other guy: LOL!

Son: homemade

Son: tasty

Son: high in protein

The other guy: from our butts!

Me: hmmm... us?

Son: makes your butthiole tangy

Me: ^^ full circle