Plato used to say that shit all the time

It's a hurdle every word you can hardly go from thought to thought garbuldigook in my ass! you garbuldigook! It is your ass! glad it's sorted out?
Bag em and tag em sell em to the store I say! I dunno, I liked it...
Butter in the oven, better on the stove
Orange trees groovin at the old tree grove
Master Disaster here I am
Beatin up the eggs, fryin up the ham
Pepper in some plastic
Don't be so salty, ecclesiastic

Have you prepared for the space Nazi invasion? How's that for a howdy-due (respect - ya know)!? More like howdy-piece'a-bag'a-shit! Yeah! yeah.. and also, additionally - yeah.

Now imagine, you're in a magical forest with pubic hair trees, with ice cream-delivering monkeys, and even the caterpillars hug you! Now imagine that magical forest is inside your rectum. Yes folks, that's right! We're offering you now, LIVE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION the chance to have your anus feng shui'd by teh ultimar best awesomest booty designer in all of town! Gary's mom is totally free this Thursday at the rec center!@askjeeves.anal_assplay (i dunno -- how do those things go?) Anyway, try-outs are being held at                          so make sure to make your reservations for the all you can           with the              and earn points by                 to even still have                more than you can shake a stick at!

It was the best of times, because it was better than all other times.

                                                                                                               -- Plato